Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
juantreehill: faceless bloggers are so mysterious
isabella is a fucking mind reader
reblog if your icon is you
enteijesus: eyeslikeglass: baconvibes: ...
locke-on-target: otakucouture: If you get a message like this from the “FBI” DoNOTI repeat doNOTfollow these directions and give these people money. This is a scam this is not the FBI. I got this up and I was scared as shit, I looked up if this was real on my phone and it’s actually quite simple to remove. 1. Restart your computer in Safe mode. 2. Go to start and find System restore 3....
I typed in ‘thug life’ in shuttershock and It is thug life though
miketooch: suzukins: i just found a shit load of condoms in the boots my sister gave me Talk about PROTECTIVE FOOTWEAR…
bakupuff: Madoka reaches her daily post limit Homura resets the timeline
saibuddy: when i see the word tender it’s just a word but once you italicize it tender
SUICIDE OF FAKE GENIUS
stravaganza: penandpage: boysofbakerstreet: dumbledoctor: gravediggersbiscuits: pernillo: panther-walls: GENIUS OF FAKE SUICIDE. Fake suicide of genius? Suicide genius of fake? Of fake genius suicide. genius suicide of fake Suicide fake genius of. We need season 3.
fixingyourlies: if i ever become famous, this blog never happened.
wally is just the best cat ever i love him
kanayaschoiceass: when people take me seriously
kitcaliber: yesterday i walked around with a sticker on my face from mcdonalds that said hot fresh and just for you
kanyewestfanfics: Kanye walks outside in the middle of a hurricane. He glances up at the sky and whispers “Fuck no.” The sky immediately clears and flowers spring from wherever Kanye’s feet touch the ground.
billhitchert: man this has been the worst life of my life