striderprovider: so what exactly counts as cannibalism like i chew my nails all the time and sometimes sort of bite at the excess skin around my fingernails and ive swallowed that a few times AM I EATING MYSELF AM I A CANNIBAL???
thatonelesbianyouknow: have you ever hated someone so much that it fills you with newfound life because you want to live as long and as vibrantly as possible in the hopes that someday you’ll get to see their entire world fall apart at the seams until they are nothing but a soul-less husk of the human being they once were (⊙‿⊙✿)
mycroft-queenofcake: rachelberet: imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
rubix cubes are for chumps
so do i have to sell my soul to satan to be able to solve a rubix cube
i should get someone to solve my rubix cube and say i solved it myself
ive had my rubix cube for months now and i still dont know how to solve the damn thing
bishonenkarkat: i ACNT STOP LISTENGING TO ACTUAL CANIVBAL SHIA LEBEOUF
dragsuperstarkeithmoon: getting zero notes on a post is like speaking up in a large classroom and everyone just staring at you so you slowly sink back in your seat and regret saying anything
karkats-crotch: reading homestuck is such emotional torture it should just be a free pass into the salty spittoon “ill have you know nepeta died and i only cried for 2 days” “alright you can go in”
basstrip: eracerx: methlabrador: why are there 100 cents to a dollar but 60 seconds to a minute, explain that atheists Because they’re both human designated measurements / systems? I don’t get the point of asking atheists to explain this. Did god say ‘then you shall make change, followed by time increments, but they shall be in different increments’? Like, what the hell does this have to...
neopets puzzle adventure? more like neopets crap adventure
crumblebread: remember that time two guys kissed on the mouth on nickelodeon
i didnt finish cleaning my room
i found a 90’s playlist on spotify this is almost as great as the 80’s one
princeweekes: scooby doo and the gang solve a mystery for the umpteenth time “let’s see who you really are!” underneath the mask? shia labeouf
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gaymzee: sole eater, an anime about people who eat shoes
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hiddlebumz: cosmo tip #247 during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
the books in my room arent even all the books own